Duh [Unhinged] Jungle Unlimited if a permanent you controlled

if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn

Set: March of the Machine Commander Type: Creature — Vampire Knight Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{B} Menace

you may pay {1} to reroll one or more dice you rolled

Set: Dungeons & Dragons: Adventures in the Forgotten Realms Commander Type: Land Rarity: Uncommon Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield tapped

if it was crewed by exactly two creatures

Duh [Unhinged] Jungle Unlimited if a permanent you controlledSet: Unhinged Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Destroy target creature with reminder text. (Reminder text is any italicized text in parentheses that explains rules you already know.) Will players understand that the creature is being crushed by two parentheses? Not a chance.