Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Moag " —Elspeth's journal

" —Elspeth's journal

reveal Darksteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead

return the first card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step

Set: San Diego Comic-Con 2015 Type: Legendary Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Mythic Cost: {W} At end of combat

Set: Friday Night Magic 2000 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{R}{R} Volcanic Geyser deals X damage to any target

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Moag " —Elspeth's journalSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .