The Deck Yourselves | Holly Pattern Midi Formal Christmas Dress Size:0 but don't say we didn't

but don't say we didn't warn you

It's always juicy

*Editor's Note: This was written at high noon at the Gold Pan Saloon after a few Dark 'n' Stormies and a sticky J-bird

and all the other people you only talk to once a year

this isn't the love child of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock - it's a Daytona Jeankini that was birthed smack dab in the middle of the Daytona 500

The Deck Yourselves | Holly Pattern Midi Formal Christmas Dress Size:0 but don't say we didn'tWe made this Xmas black and green holly print dress for two reasons. First off, it's good to stand out. Standing out is how Rudolph went from being on the bench to leading the squad. But then we realized fitting in is also good. Fitting in is how Rudolph got all the other reindeer to get off his case. This Christmas midi formal dress is how you accomplish both at the same time. Don't be the Rudolph that doesn't get to play in any of the reindeer