Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Diamond & Pearl: Secret

Set: Diamond & Pearl: Secret Wonders Type: Lightning Rarity: Promo Retreat cost: Colorless

Set: Dominaria United Promos Type: Enchantment — Saga Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters

Set: Commander 2013 Type: Land Rarity: Uncommon {T}: Add {C}

Set: Zendikar Rising Commander Type: Creature — Faerie Rogue Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U} Flash

Pockets: emptied

Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Diamond & Pearl: SecretSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.